Dial before
you ape
PumpFun Hotline is one working phone number staffed by people who have already lost the money you are about to lose. Nine menu options. Zero coins endorsed.
1-800-PUMPFUN
1-800-603-7619
24/7
lines open
0
coins endorsed
9
menu options
1
phone number
carrier rates apply · no robots, mostly
The keypad
press any numberShould I buy this?
No. Next caller.
I got rugged
Grief counseling. Four minutes.
Talk me out of it
We stall past the candle.
Read my portfolio
Calmly. Like a bedtime story.
Chart therapy
Describe the wick. We say wow.
Name my coin
It will be worse than yours.
Exit liquidity AA
Group session, hourly.
Hold music only
A man sighing. Nine minutes.
Operator
A human. Also liquidated.
Call-in & call-out
both directionsYou dial us
Ring 1-800-PUMPFUN any hour of any night. Press a number, get a human, get talked down from the candle. No appointment, no login, no wallet connect.
Call the hotlineWe dial you
Miss us and the switchboard calls back. Text your number to the hotline and an operator returns the call before your bags do anything stupid.
Request a call backTonight's call log
- 04:12caller pressed 1. told no. bought anyway.
- 04:39caller cried. we allowed it.
- 05:01caller asked for alpha. received a recipe.
- 05:44caller thanked us. then pressed 8.
Contract address
COMING_SOON_CA_PLACEHOLDER
placeholder CA — swapped at launch
The line is ringing
Still holding that coin from 3am? Put the phone to your ear instead.